Tuesday, October 9, 2012

How to get rid of a terrible selfish one-night-stand?

Original Yahoo Answers question: Terrible selfish one-night-stand is pestering me. help?

Funny Answer: You should call this guy and tell him that you want him to use you for sex as often as he wants. Then have sex with him as often as possible, several times per day if you can! IMHO after a few years even he will realize that passionless sex is not much better that masturbation and go back to using the much more practical hand instead of all this complicated "sleeping with a girl" business.

Serious Answer: Just ignore the jerk, don't read his texts, don't answer his calls. Everybody can be (and usually is) bad in bed the first time they have sex with a new girl, but if he is not even trying to please you at all he's not worth your time.

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