Original Yahoo Answers question: How often should I use steroids to keep My results from them?
Funny Answer: Well, use steroids as often as possible of course! Your gonads have probably started to shrink already, so why not go all the way and try to make them as small as possible? Not that it would be easy to get a girl anyway with all that steroid induced acne, but who needs sex when you have got muscle! And since you gonna die young you don't even have to save for retirement, so more money to buy steroids often, yay!
Serious Answer: IMHO you should not use steroids at all unless directed by your doctor. Just look at the list of side effects from Wikipedia:
Health risks can be produced by long-term use or excessive doses of anabolic steroids. These effects include harmful changes in cholesterol levels (increased low-density lipoprotein and decreased high-density lipoprotein), acne, high blood pressure, liver damage (mainly with oral steroids), dangerous changes in the structure of the left ventricle of the heart. Conditions pertaining to hormonal imbalances such as gynecomastia and testicular atrophy may also be caused by anabolic steroids.
Funny Answer: Well, use steroids as often as possible of course! Your gonads have probably started to shrink already, so why not go all the way and try to make them as small as possible? Not that it would be easy to get a girl anyway with all that steroid induced acne, but who needs sex when you have got muscle! And since you gonna die young you don't even have to save for retirement, so more money to buy steroids often, yay!
Serious Answer: IMHO you should not use steroids at all unless directed by your doctor. Just look at the list of side effects from Wikipedia:
Health risks can be produced by long-term use or excessive doses of anabolic steroids. These effects include harmful changes in cholesterol levels (increased low-density lipoprotein and decreased high-density lipoprotein), acne, high blood pressure, liver damage (mainly with oral steroids), dangerous changes in the structure of the left ventricle of the heart. Conditions pertaining to hormonal imbalances such as gynecomastia and testicular atrophy may also be caused by anabolic steroids.
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